Manual Reference Pages - ACME::GUESSNUMBER (3)
Acme::GuessNumber - An automatic number guessing game robot
# If you are in a hurry
Many people have this experience: You sit before a gambling table. You
keep placing the bet. You know the Goddess will finally smile at you.
You just dont know when. You have only to wait. As the time goes by,
the bets in your hand become fewer and fewer. You feel the time goes
slower and slower. This lengthy waiting process become painfully long,
like a train running straightforwardly into hell. You start feeling
your whole life is a misery, as the jackpot never comes...
But, hey, why so painfully waiting? The Goddess will finally smile at
you, right? So, why not put this painly waiting process to a computer
program? Yes. That is the whole idea, the greatest invention in the
century: An automatic gambler! There is no secret. It is simple
brute-force. It never-endingly runs toward your final jackpot. You can
go for your life: sleep, eat, work. When you finally came back you
win. With it, the hell of gambling is history!
Remember, that the computer is never affected by emotions, luck,
everything. It never feel anxious or depressed. It simply, faithfully,
determinedly runs the probability until the jackpot. As you know,
the anxiety and depression are the enemy of the games, while a
simple, faithful, and determined mind is the only path to the jackpot.
This makes a computer a perfect gambler than an ordinary human being.
Start playing. Give it a maximum range of the numbers, and the program
will play the number guessing game for you. If you are in a hurry, you
can also speed it up by setting $hurry = 1, or use the exported symbol
Its so funny! May I join the game?
No. Thats the whole point of acme. Human beings are never acme. Only
machines are acme. So, in order for everything to be acme, no human
being is allowed. This ensures that when guessing, the player
is never bothered by all kinds of feelings: anxiety, depression,
anything. It just guesses, precisely. Nothing more.
No. This cant possiblely be wrong. This is brute-force. It will try
until it succeeds. Nothing can stop it from success. You always win!
You will always win! The Goddess will always smile at you!
Copyright (c) 2007-2008 imacat. All rights reserved. This program is free
software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the same terms
as Perl itself.
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